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KELSEY.EXEclick a building
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The map is the navigation. Open a building, drag its window around, harvest tomatoes, find bugs, and pet the cat. Tomato Town here is only a sanitized public exhibit.
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KelseySoftware EngineerAbout this computer
I build software, AI/orchestration tooling, weird useful dashboards, and little internet things. Current stack includes Java/Spring Boot, TypeScript/JavaScript, React, Node, SQL, Kafka, GraphQL, Neo4j and pgvector.
AI toolinghomelabMiatasnowboardinglow-poly web
Currently building: Kelsey.exe + Tomato Town.
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DIY maintenance, fixes, and whatever mildly questionable idea comes next.
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Fast cars, convertibles, camping rigs, tiny trucks. This room can grow into build logs and photo albums.
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Tomato Town
FreshTomato DNS observability, ad/tracker classification, analytics, and a tomato farm because infrastructure deserves whimsy.
๐ง Graph + AI tooling
Graph/RAG experiments, orchestrators, semantic search, and interfaces for complicated systems.
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NAS/Plex, network tooling, Linux services and small-form-factor hardware experiments.
Checking Tomato Townโฆ
18bugs catalogued
247demo tomatoes
sanitizednetwork exhibit
Login becomes available when Tomato Town is online.
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Tomato Exchange
Harvest ripe tomatoes and spend them on harmless cosmetics.
night driveambient browser radio
No autoplay. The ambient sound is generated in your browserโno external music stream.recent stamps
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TOMATO TIMES
KELSEY.EXE โข SEPTEMBER 2026
PERSONAL DESKTOP EXPANDS
The site now opens as a low-poly desktop world with a garage, lab, Data Center, observatory and restricted municipal network district.
CAT REFUSES TO EXPLAIN ITSELF
Repeated sightings continue near windows and tomato crops.
BUG MUSEUM OPENS
Ad-tech domains are catalogued as collectible bugs while preserving useful technical metadata.
Public world onlineKelsey.exe loaded successfully
Municipal systems restrictedlive router data intentionally absent from the public world
Cat activity elevatedexpected behavior
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Aggregate site analytics only. This design does not expose household router activity or exact visitor IP addresses.
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